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Directions: Make sure your audio is turned up! You will need Adobe Flash Player in order to view this feature. Type in a question and hit the "ask" button. Ask general questions (not name specific) and you will get better answers. Don't type in "ALL CAPS".

Here are some of the questions you might want to ask:

• Who will win the Super Bowl
• Will I lose my hair
• Am I fat
• Will Chris Merrill fix his teeth
• Should I buy lottery tickets
• Will I have kids
• Will interest rates go up
• Is there life on other planets
• Is my fiance cheating on me
• Will we get married
• What's wrong with me
• Is this thing working
• Can I be happy
• Will the Padres go to the World Series
• Will I win the lottery
• Will I meet someone special
• Will I stay healthy
• Will I find a job
• Will I get a new car
• Are alien abductions real
• Will the Chargers get a new stadium
• Will the Chargers move to LA
• Will I be rich
• Do I have a big butt
• Will the US balance the budget
• Will Chris Merrill ever shut up
• Will I win my game
• Will I be a millionaire
• Will she accept my proposal
• Do I have a drinking problem
• Who will be president
• Will I come into money
• Should I go bald
• Are you retarded
• Am I stupid
• Do I smell
• Will there be an earthquake
• Will the Padres get better
• Am I pregnant
• Are we having a baby
• Will my wife stop nagging me
• Will I be eaten by a zombie