As heard on Nonday's edition of Chip Franklin Mornings... 

"I went to an Oscars party... and yesss, I still have a penis." - Chip // Oscars 2013: The winners. 

Fox News correspondent @SabrinaSabbaugh was on the Red Carpet in Tinseltown; she gave us the backstage scoop on the Oscars last night. Also... Did you see Jack Nicholson interupt Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars interview?  The punks come out of the woodwork... Thanks to KFI's @StevenGregory who us a view of the Hollywood politics from the inside. 

Which Oscar winner was completely undeserving? And why was Zero Dark Thirty shunned? Movie Critic Gary Cogill (Lascauxfilms.com) weighed in. 

DMV study says unlicensed drivers have higher rate of fatal crashes. Chip made the point, "Does this REALLY surprise anyone?" 

At 6:50 you heard this doozy - NY Gov. Cuomo burns whistleblowers.

NANNY STATE ALERT: If you're in the Big Apple say goobye to soda at pizza parties. The ban on sodas over 16 ounces takes effect on March 12, and the New York Post reports it has some previously uncontemplated effects... 

"If you're not alarmed, you're not paying attention..." - Chip

Bong-smoking teddy bear a big part of the Oscars.

"Guy stalks women by hacking their photos from DMV. Women respond by saying..Oh, would you look at my hair?!" - @chipfranklin on this story: Man stalks women by downloading pics from their drivers licenses.

Reason: If a dog smells something, that can be probable cause to search your car. The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously ruled that "a court can presume" an alert by a drug-sniffing dog provides probable cause for a search "if a bona fide organization has certified a dog after testing his reliability in a controlled setting" or "if the dog has recently and successfully completed a training program that evaluated his proficiency in locating drugs."

"If a dog smells my crotch, does that mean it's okay for Smokey to touch my Bandit?!" -Chip 

Good reason to go to Starbucks this morning: Armed and caffeinated: Gun owners thank Starbucks, Starbucks thanks gun owners... 

"Guns and caffeine...what could go wrong?!" - Chip 

"Most of the people who open carry guns are sane, Second Amendment proponents..."

Too soon? MacFarlane's Lincoln assassination joke garners groans...

What about this one? Chris Brown/Rihanna...not a popular joke topic at the Oscars....

Michelle Obama announces Best Picture at the Oscars...

Ted and... Jew jokes... At the Oscars? Really?

Ann Coulter gets booed by a roomful of libertarians...