Tomorrow on the show: Oh My! George Takei - Sulu from Star Trek, Facebook juggernaut, and contestant on this season of Celebrity Apprentice joins Chip at 7:20 Wednesday Morning to talk about something BIG he's got happening in San Diego this fall.

This is the new world of text talk.

Great. Just when my kids are old enough to speak, I have no idea what they're saying.

This is text lingo, and some of it makes sense, like LMAO; laughed my ass off.

But not everything your kid is texting is quite so intuitive. For example, did you know that a “9” means a parent is watching, and two “9’s” mean it's ok their gone? Great. My teenager is in the NSA, and apparently I'm Al Qaeda.

When I was a kid, we had pig latin, which I ixnayed.

I wasn't about to learn a brand new language when I was struggling just to pass English. But that's teenagers for you. Speaking another language to hide...who knows what. You want more?

420 means pot, 1174 means let's get nude, RUH means are you horny and “8” means oral sex. Yeah, I know...Remember when they were two and so cute?

We should sold em on Craigslist

I know, it’s not easy being a teenager. It was hard for all of us. So I cut them slack, or as Shakespeare once opined “2B or not 2B, that is the question.” 

I guess somethings never change.  

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