As heard on Thursday's edition of Mornings With Chip & LaDona....(MORE BEING ADDED AS THE MORNING PROGRESSES...)

"Who in the hell watches Michael Moore movies? I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a dull pencil!" - LaDona Harvey

Yup. The propagandist is back in the news: Michael Moore's mouth melts down again.

WITCH HUNT? NY offers $500 reward for reporting illegal gun owners.

Wait, really? Kentucky teen banned from saying "bingo".

The GSA is an agency tasked with finding and implementing cost-minimizing strategies for the rest of the government........LOLworthy when you read this doozy: GSA ordered to give job back to executive fired after Las Vegas conference scandal.

Once upon a time college kids used to wait on tables... Not anymore, apparently... University suggests students make sex videos to pay expenses.

What's wrong with our institutes of higher learning? Why was this even proposed?! University of Tennessee pulls funding for "Sex Week".

Sensationalism? Harvard study links sugary drinks to 180,000 deaths worldwide.

U.S. still paying Civil War veterans' families. There are 10 living recipients of benefits tied to the 1898 Spanish-American War at a total cost of about $50,000 per year...

BUZZFEED: This is supposedly the strongest coffee in the world...

Westboro Baptist Church's new neighbor is a rainbow-painted house... He joined Chip and LaDona at 8:06. His website is PlantingPeace.org.

This San Diego story has made its way across the pond, from the Daily Mail: Mayor closes San Diego seal beach at night after two women are caught on camera kicking and abusing pregnant harbor seals. "I saw the video, the seal could have bit this woman's leg off... It was staged!!" - Chip

LaDona asked, "Why is it that we can't just share this area?" Ken Hunrichs, president of the pro-beach access group, Friends of the Children's Pool (FriendsOfCP.com) joined Chip and LaDona AT 6:36 to tell us what his influential group is doing to fight back.

Why weren't these fixed a long time ago? "There just wasn't money." WHAT?? Well, now, the City of San Diego is telling us that the rash of potholes are on the verge of being fixed... Suuuuuure.

Chula Vista teen hides in closet, calls 911 during home burglary:

"Adam Lanza commits a crime, and I'm here to grovel and plead for my rights?" Great gun control testimony you NEED to hear: 

McDonald's proves that there is such thing as too much meat... Bad news? It's only in China. :(

Cuteness du jour... Cat fails: