The coolness from Friday's edition of Mornings With Chip & LaDona... (MORE BEING ADDED AS THE MORNING PROGRESSES...)

Worse California bill of the week? AB 666 - ENDS right to trial - forces traffic payment BEFORE having a hearing. // LIST OF TOWNS IN CA WITH RED LIGHT CAMERAS AND/OR CONTRACTS.

Chip on the ticket he got while texting at a red light: "The car was stopped; I wasn't driving... It's like saying dry-humping is sex!"

How much longer will this go on? Judge tentatively backs mayor in tourism dispute.

"Tonight" show would qualify for tax breaks in NY... The caveat? The gov't would set rules.

Boy, 5, suspended for bringing plastic toy gun to school. The thought of punishing a kid for going to school with a TOY and NOT EVEN PLAYING WITH IT just blows our mind.

Manual to "goblinproofing" chicken coops named Oddest Book Title. A book offering advice on how to protect chicken coops from goblins has won the Oddest Book Title of the Year award, organisers of the contest said on Friday. Third place went to a book by Tom Hickman titled "God's Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis".

Your tax dollars hard at work...$384,949 Federal study looks at duck penis length.

Sexual identity, illegal immigration addressed in California schools' new reading list.

A brave 15yr old girl hid in the closet as burglars ransacked her house in Chula Vista... She joined Chip and LaDona at 8:05... Listen to the interview:

Shelly Palmer joined us. Tech Maven, Business Advisor, Author, Commentator and Host of Fox Television's Shelly Palmer Digital Living. YOUR PASSWORD COULD EASILY BE HACKED. So how can you prevent this? Shelly told us at 6:06, listen in:

Check out his book, "Digital Wisdom: Thought Leadership for a Connected World".

Rangel on MSNBC: "Millions of kids" being gunned down by assault weapons:

8 things employers can't ask you. So this story is surprising... CVS tells staff, "Disclose weight or pay $600":

News anchor MELTDOWN... Oh, snap!

Dispatcher praises teen 911 caller from Chula Vista:

"Being shagged by a rare parrot..." It's rare for a reason... Not being able to tell the difference between a mate and potential predator is usually unique to males of the human species:

Monkeys raid bars... No, really:

Catcopter......MORBID BUT FUN:

Ever wanted X-ray specs or super-human vision? This is what it's like to be Superman.