Ayatollah Santorum is declaring war on pornography, which he could win since the rest of us will be fighting with one hand.I never have understood Religion’s preoccupation with Sex. Remember the minister...”Is an hour of pleasure worth eternal damnation?” Of course, we’re all thinking..how does he make it last an hour. “ I mean BEFORE Viagra.

Religion always paints sex as something you’re supposed to do “only” to have children.  Like we’re not supposed to enjoy it. But I do enjoy it. It feels good. The only thing about sex that’s not enjoyable..is the two teenagers I got from it. And they better not be having sex. Or I’ll sick crazy Rick on em.