On tomorrow's show: "NEW" Jesus is a hip dude!

Can you spot the fake homeless person?

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Torturing the Chinese makes your kid smarter.

Padres opening day BLACKOUT!

LA Dodgers offer free viewing of today's game against Padres at Dodger's stadium.

Dodger's theme song.

Major League Baseball hits twitter.

Horrific wreck on 52 kills 2.

Race Legal lets your kids get their "need for speed" safely.

Photo of Race Legal Event at Qualcomm Stadium

KONY 2012 Part 2

Pizza delivery at the push of a button.

Domino's says you can't decide what you want on your Artisan pizza!

Ranch Dressing is the new ketchup!

Ranch Dressing Is America's Only Condiment

Urinal guitar? Great way to get your kids to drink 8 glasses of water a day!

Guitar Pee (via BuzzFeed/http://aka.ms/guitar-pee)

You are fatter than you think!

Good News: BMI Measurements Are Whack. Bad News: Oh My God, We Are Even Fatter Than We Thought.

No fattys allowed!

Online porn gets the most website hits!

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New bill attempts to make annoying and offensive website posts and content a crime!

Listen to crazy ad pitch for Quaker Chewies.