On tomorrow's show-Have you ever been screwed over by the Quicky / EZ Oil change guys?! Merrill tells you how to get them back at 4:06!
San Diego is in the running for stabbing capital of the world!
Jessica Simpson gives birth........finally!
Pregnancy killed her figure!
HOTT NOT!
HOTT NOT!
Local political twitter drama embarrasses everyone!
41 year old woman gives birth on the 56 freeway! Will the hospital still try to add a delivery charge?
Gas prices creep up slightly after dropping drastically.
Being distracted by texting can cause carnage in a Dentist office too. But will this scare kids enough to stop texting while driving?
Ryan Braun hits record homeruns at Petco Park! Steroids?

One World Trade Center time lapse video.
You can't say "Gay" in schools in Tennesse or Missouri!
Amare Stoudemire of the New York Knicks loses a fight against a fire extinguisher!

Security will be higher at Lindberg Field today due to anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death.
NEW APP allows you to complain about TSA molestations!
Al-Qaida encoded their plans in porno movies! GENIUS!

Re-Up energy drink targeted at Military and Marines.
Baby hates eating green beans and even growls at them!
Secret Service Hooker to pose nude!
Man pleads guilty for killing a man after holding a 50 year high school grudge.
Santa Claus sex offender released!
San Diego DEA leaves a UCSD student in a holding cell handcuffed for 5 days with no food or water!
How The Hunger Games should have ended!
Crazy Anarchists try to blow up a bridge! FAIL!

11 year old pees on school's MacBook computers costing them $36,000!
Wayne Gretzky's daughter is BADD GIRL!

Sofia Vergara in see through top!
Two Super Smart Pennsylvania girls run over from sunbathing in the street!
Its no longer gross to want to marry your cousin! IT'S SCIENCE!

Octomom doing porn and filing bankrupcy.......who's suprised? Not me.
Bacon-in-Everything pastry shop to open!

Spirit Airlines faces boycott for not refunding dying vets ticket!







