Old GOP candidate Texas Gov. Rick Perry doesn't want to leave the country with the rest of the cowards!
General Patraeus' mistess has a new book "ALL UP IN MY...."

Norv Turner on the QB Philip Rivers.
The human race is dumber now than ever before! IT'S SCIENCE!
FBI agents LOVE to go topless for hot ladies!
ANOTHER General gets probed.....
General "I Like Naked Married Women" is in the new Call of Duty game!
GPS enabled phones can bust cheaters! Woman gets exposed by husband for having sex with underaged foreign exchange student!
Man steals electricity to grow pot!
Mom and Granny gets busted for taking pics of their kids smoking pot!

Top ways we hurt your genitals!
Carlsbad is upset with "The kids these days!"- "Yard sex" has a community furious!
San Diego makes top five list of most expensive places to own a home!
Vatican attacks gay marriage comparing it to polygamy?!
NFL star supports gay marriage!
Can you turn someone gay? Florida thinks so!
Gay men are going to take your Girlfriend!
News anchor says "F" word!
Woman swallows 51 condoms!







