Today is "America Recycles Day!" LAME!

Also "National Smack a Bum Day!"

Hostess strike! NOOOO! Where will all the welfare kids get their birthday cakes?

The Red Cross HATES poor people!

Broncos and Chargers Towel-Gate won't die!

5 Hour Energy WILL kill you!

San Diego Microbrews are afraid they are becoming too trendy.

James Holmes tried to kill himself.....and failed horribly!

The Lance Armstrong story keeps getting worse.....

Pot dealer donates profits to Sandy victims....BLASPHEMY!

New England wants some pot tax money too!

U.S. Senate only gets ONE women's restroom with only two stalls! Cus they should be home cookin' me a pie!

BP fined $4.5 billion for being such jerks!

Texas releases insane woman who tossed sons off an overpass because satan and the military was chasing them....

High School bans yoga pants and leggings!

Judge Judy in a bikini! PUKE!

El Cajon Best Buy already has people standing in line for Black Friday deals!

San Francisco Nudists trying to block nudity ban!

Twighlight ending movie could break records......for being the most unwatchable piece of crap ever made!

Twitards have actual wolves at premier party.....PETA is PISSED!

Blue Tooth Gloves are to die for....

ANOTHER Kardashian divorce...it is the BIG ONE!

The OTHER Kardashian is a sock GOD!

Bradgelina must be destroyed!