Bluetooth showerhead sings to you in the shower!

Romney hanging in Del Mar.....like a real-life person with thoughts and feelings!?

Twinkies may come back to life! Union workers trying to get an annulment on the shutdown!

HELS BELLS! AC/DC finally available on iTunes!

We are Japanese if you please.....Toilets?

Are YOU into PDA?

Man dies of stress because his favorite football team sucks!

Study says more Californians driving high than drunk!

Mammogram parties are the new "in" thing

Our military and Marines are getting new butt kicking F-35Bs!

Tickle Me Elmo accusser is recanting his recant.....or something??

Wolf from CNN in Gaza running for his life!

Massive bomb goes off behind Anderson Cooper! 

Walmart workers aren't the brightest crayons in the big box stores!

Would you eat a Thanksgiving dinner prepared entirely on a car engine?

"The War on Christmas" has begun early this year!

After her husband's death, woman finds out he had divorced her 8 years earlier! Me no sign no divorce papers!

ATM in Scotland gave customers double the cash requested! Social media led to THIS long line!

Family turns into gang of crooks after father loses job!

Kristen Stewart is a stupid skank and I hope she dies!

Hobbits like to kill small animals!

Lack of NHL leads to more sex!

Which mall opens earliest on Black Friday?

Taylor Swift is a psycho stalker!