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PETA hates Presidential pardoning of turkeys!
Obama don't give a spit!
Turkeys make GREAT pets!
"Brown" Friday! Plumbing emergencies increase drastically on the day after Thanksgiving!
38 MILLION admit to shopping on the can!
Oside man planned to cook wife and that isn't even the strange part of the story!
Paranormal Activity 5 announced!
What will be in Star Wars 7.....what's left to tell?
Crazy long Hobbit trailer!
4 movies open today to give you something to do on Turkey Day!
SHARK HUNTING IN CARLSBAD!

News anchors quit LIVE on the air!
Let the states decide about pot laws!
Women are having surgeries to make wearing high heels more comfortable!

Austin HATES Texas!
Jesus is the WORST co-pilot!
Former Price IS Right model gets PAID for being discriminated against for being preggers!
Nurse tries to recruit woman and her 18 month old little girl into the sex trade!

Who will voice Elmo now? KFINN
Tranny accusser says they only dry humped!
Elmo will continue to tickle children this Christmas!
Elmo won't get yanked from the Thanksgiving parade, but Kevin Clash WILL be getting yanked in an alley on the parade route.
Sexy co-eds break pole dancing record!
L.A. woman tasered by cops until she has heart attack!
Apple tv may not be on Santa's sleigh!
Apple is such a tease on Black Friday deals!
Man who robbed Steve Jobs' house says, "I'm sorry" to Mrs. Jobs.
HP pissed off because they bought a bad company!
Insane taxi driver returns $900k left in cab!!!!!
Legal Disclaimer to have your Turkey Day guests sign!
Fido WILL walk again!







