Just because cops like it.....doesn't make it so! Dunkin Donuts cannot officially have the best coffee in the world! Your donuts make you go nuts!
Flu shots decrease your chance of heart attack by 50%!
A soda a day increases your prostate cancer risk by 40%!
Brick and Mortar stores kick butt on cyber Monday!
La Jollans hate ALLLLLL animals!

2012 Hottest EVER!

FBI's most wanted man hiding in a cloak of magic underwear!

Pippa Middleton CAN be ugly! AMAZING!
USS CARL VINSON PASSING THROUGH SAND STORM!

If your kid gets sick.....GET THEM HIGH!
Carnival Cruise Lines HATES drag queens!
If you have surgery in the afternoon.....YOU WILL DIE!
If you eat bacon.....YOU WILL DIE!
No more female circumcisions!
Kim Jong-un sexiest man alive????? Even with his Frankenstein head?

So-Cal diet company sued for touting false study!
Richy La Jolla native wins $185k.......so she is just going to take a vaca! B****!
Cee Lo Green and The Muppets rap about Christmas!
Elmo has a THIRD accuser!
Hotel door hackers WILL steal your spit!
Man to make $32k for catching 1,000 pound tuna!
Batman to change actors for next episode!
407 POUND Woman dies because airlines refuse to seat her due to her weight.....at least that's what her husband wants the judge to believe!
The "Man of Steel" wants you to see his steel unobstructed by underwear!
$600 car stuck with $100k in parking tickets!
G.W.'s daughter got a job close to her heart!
New York wants you to think Sandy was worse than Katrina!
Oklahoma's Joe's wins title of world's manliest restaurant!







