Padres player shows off his hickness stupidity!

Fresh and Easy and its "FREAKY" nice workers might soon be gone for good!

Handymen around the world BEWARE!

Rise in college applications is going to make it harder for your slacker teen to get in!

Some kids think they're too cool for school! Get used to mom's couch!

Killing a fat guy is hard to do!

Just because she's hot....doesn't mean she won't be insane!

Washington pot smokers broke the law this morning at 12:00 am by smoking pot in public under the Space Needle to celebrate legal weed!?

Bob Marley drink pulled from schools for being too cool man! FASCISTS!

SANTA ISN'T REEEEEAAAL! Teacher in trouble for telling this to Kindergarteners!

Coolest Santa Claus song.......EVER!

Australian PM says the Mayans are right!

Woman who craps herself needs to be hosed off by her man at a carwash! CAUGHT ON CAMERA! WARNING GRAPHIC!

Taylor Swift does a human beebox! LAME! Sounds like burning!

Okie Senator is mad about San Diego Zombie Apocalypse demonstration!

No Saturday NFL EVER!

Prince William has Merrill patterned baldness! YES IT'S A REAL DISEASE!

Cop deals with slowpoke in left lane! HE'S MY HERO!

Men are funnier than women! IT'S SCIENCE!