Rotting Whale in Malibu is a 20 ton problem!
Exploding whale!
Your favorite local luxury car dealer liked to sell cars to drug dealers! Sweet!
High speed chase ends in SD!
Office gossip is good for lazy employees?
Helping felon offenders dream big!
20 most common felonies in the U.S.!
Cornell now offers indoor lawns for students to de-stress?!
MLK mural defaced! THESE kids should have just played Jet Set Radio instead!
Is San Diego Unified guilty of violating child labor laws? What? Are they making the 1st graders make Walmart jackets or something?
Victoria's Secret is pissed at THIS website....forcing them to remove the website below.
Mom and daughter LOVE doing porn toghether! But swear their lips never touch while on camera.....um....yeah....
Nothing says, "I love you," like a 3D printout of your gentleman vegetable!
Nudists runner has his day in court and wins! So now YOU have to watch it flop.....and like it!
L.A. man finds $175k in weed buried in his backyard!
Psy from Gangnam Style hates 'Merka! Who is worse? Psy or these guys?
DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
Castration killing!
Just released original autopsy report says BIGGIE SMALLS died from a gunshot to.......the nads!
Australian radio prank suicide!
If you don't do the dishes.....I will kill you!
If you take my last Colt 45.....I will kill you!
Douche falls during Raiders game!
Mice will kill us all with their Hantavirus!
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Stephen Colbert will NOT be a senator!
SD County sucked for voter turnout.....except for Ramona's 99%!
Same-sex marriage coming to Supreme Court! FINALLY
Speakeasy Shot of the Day: Royal Screw
1 part Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
3 parts DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
Pour just a tad of Crown (depending on how much you can handle) into a shot glass. Fill the rest of the shot glass with Apple Pucker.
Mormon's back off on the gays! SSSSSSSSSSSUPER!
Million Mom's are mad at JCPenny for THIS commercial!
Average Canadian drinker spends $85 on alcohol in Decemeber. Not much!
Whiskey cures the blind!
La Jolla Millionaire billboard damaged!
THIS WEEK IN D-BAGS
Whiny 8 year old bitten by dolphin at Sea World.
Worst grandma who ever lived makes kids eat catfood!
Warden made inmates rub hot sauce on their junk!
Man shoots Girlfriend for not taking the zombie apocalypse seriously!
Are you going to hell? These D-bags say yes!
Modesto family arrested for faking baby's death and accepting donations!
Woman and man in Missouri plead guilty to grooming teen as sex slave in their.....wait for it.....trailer (mobile home).
NFL may boot kickoffs for good!
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Baby and dog talk about their holiday plans!
3 year old dials 911 despite never using a phone before? Divine intervention? Or BS? You be the judge!
Pitbulls make AWESOME baby sitters!
You might be able to use your tablet PC on planes soon!
Macs will soon be made in 'Merka! Brace for the price increase!
Federal judge tries to tell Samsung and Apple to stop fighting!
Beamer recall! Will they be fixing the turn signal issues?
Netflix has foot in the mouth disease!
Text to 911 might be available soon!
Rice crispies treat iPhone cases!
Your cable box is watching you!
The Hobbit will make you puke!
Who are the most powerful women in entertainment? Hint: One is a vampire whore and has boobs so pale they are clear.
Your cable box is watching you!
