McDonalds will stay open on Jesus's B-day......ATHEISTS!

Ronald McDonald has put out a hit on Santa! $5500 to take him out!

How bad does Philip Rivers suck....really?!

Schools placed on lockdown today due to suspicious persons!

BYU football is practicing at Hilux High.

Stand under a messy palm tree....make a million dollars!

Overeating has overtaken famine as the biggest world food problem!

76 yr old Italian PM to marry 27 yr old girlfriend! WHAT A PIG!

Concealed weapon carrier didn't shoot the mall shooter when they had the chance!?

A new North Korean heir might be born soon! Harrow!

New High Times e-book tells the story of the legalization journey for Washington and Colorado.

Homicides, mass shootings, and crime in general is down!

Sandy Hook heroism...

Shooter couldn't feel pain!

Are you a distracted walker?

93 arrested in China over Mayan Apocalypse rumors?!

The Canadians have invented a real invisibility cloak!

Mike Huckabee tries to remove foot from mouth....

L.A. has Asian version of CT gunman!

OC judge says women's bodies don't allow them to be raped???? Like is there a trap door or something that slams shut??

Brass knuckle rape prevention purse!

The "Anti-Rape" condom is real!

ANOTHER reason to take your phone to the toilet! Use it to flush!

Would you like a little box to block all your internet ads?

Get your Santa tracker app HERE!

Santa gets groped by TSA and seems to like it!

Pepsi and chicken flavored potato chips?! AWESOME!

Diet Pepsi is changing its recipe!

Students across the country pretend to be nervous about going back to school so they can get a longer Christmas break!

Google HATES porn!

Despite being short and small....Tom Cruise to play tall muscular man in next film...FAIL!

President's speech during football game brings 'Merka back to the 1800s! Isn't Racism fun?!