Invest in Remington NOW!
Jackhole steals guitars from Hard Rock!
Local parents freaking out over show and tell!

Utah boy brings gun to school! Blaims CT shooting!
'Merkans are getting smarter because we finally got all the lead out!
We're all going to die....but not on the 21st!

Dick's Sporting Goods stores are being dicks about gun sales!
What's it like to work at a pot dispensary?
Wack jobs are all going to party on Friday to celebrate "The END!"

20k rodents and reptiles found dead in Lake Elsinore! FREAKS!
Sandy Hook tweeters angry at Obama drop N-Bomb!
Northern Alabama player dropped from team for racist tweet about Obama!
Chocolate cures coughs!
Redkneck shows like Honey Boo Boo and Swamp People have led to an increase in the demand for hillbilly porn! That's HOTTTTTTT!

25 acts of kindness to honor CT school shooting!
"Gay Friendly" Queen James Bible just released!








