Obama is the person of the year....AGAIN! BORING! No world leaders allowed!
Creepy TV hair reporter BUSTED for DUI!
What if we all talked like creepy TV newspeople....
And the number one most downloaded Christmas song is........
Christmas songs are a form of bullying!!!!! 
How much do you spend on yourself for Christmas?
Suicidal pigeon disrupts NFL game....
Ugly bully from "A Christmas Story" says he got screwed!
Gifts for guns!
Concealed carry permit supporters are stretching the truth to make themselves look good!
I ain't afraid of no pot! Teens no longer fear weed! (like they ever did)
Was ancient California once a massive island?
Impoverished Mother convinces Notre Dame player to forego NFL for another year of college! WORST ADVICE EVER!
Shaun White chops his locks for a cause... summer evey?
The Governator may have a soul after all? Wins a strange award for caring!
The REAL question on everyone's minds.....which city has the best burritos in 'Merka?
Sacramento tattoo artists donate all proceeds to Newtown victims!
One Direction Summers Eve rep gets pirate ship tattoo.
THIS song gets pulled from radio playlist due to CT shooting! LAME!
Sale of armor plated backpacks is on the rise!
Cover your azaleas tonight!
Are you a top or bottom? US goooberment spends tax dollars in study of gay men.
"Large" men don't wear condoms!
Phil Mickleson trying to take over ALL of San Diego......first buying the Padres now designing his own golf course!
The Congo is the absolute worst place in the world for women and children!
Marriage proposer needed spell-check on his tractor!
Chicago woman attacked with sock full of poo!
Tobacco companies see Africa as fertile ground!
Alyssa Milano turns 40 today!!!
Midget Tom Cruise to play tall muscular man in new movie!
