Kathy Griffin tries to go oral on (gay) Anderson Cooper!
Oldest living identical twins smoke and eat what they want!
Being slightly beefy will help you live longer!
Lap dance gone bad!
The Fiscal Cliff wasn't real! HURRAY MILK IS SAVED!
Snooty politicians cuss each other out over fiscal cliff!
THERE SHE BLOWS IN PB!
What the fical cliff meant to YOU!
NAVY PSA about bath salts is strange....
The nation's first pot club is already closed!
KKKW haven't had any fetal sickness......is the baby real? Maybe it is just gas.....
Kanye doesn't know the "Kardashian" way of exploiting personal announcements for cash! Gives up the spawn of Satan fetus announcement for free! Is he out of the "inner circle?"
Nicest A-List celebrity you have ever met? Top 11 that made the list!
Don't use public restrooms in SD! Stabbiego!
Bus station stabbiego in East Village!
Hugh Hefner just married a SDSU sorostitute! HURRAY!
$100 million lawsuit against state of Connecticut for the Newtown shootings has been put on hold....for now!
Creepy but well-done PSA supposed to prepare you for a mass shooting.....
Surviving Sandy Hook students forced to go to a "safer" school renamed Sandy Hook!!!!? What the hell! That's like naming a ship the Titanic and making all the survivors go on it! CRUEL! Is there school flag a painted on bullseye?
Mexico LOVES to dump their poo on us....literally! BEWARE THE BEACHES IN IB!
Morons in La Jolla do "The polar bear plunge" on a sunny 60 degree day like they are brave or something....
Nothing is better than a naked Samarai with a death wish.....
ANOTHER hot brazillian selling her virginity....but this time to save her mother from cancer!
Florida police arrested drunk woman after she beat her much younger boyfriend for giving her bad oral! He must not have known the old saying, "Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies"
Wisconsin GOP HATES black holidays! Calls Kwanzaa a "left-wing scam."
The end is nigh! Wendy's $.99 menu has officially been removed!
Justin Bieber kills a photographer....kind of....
Clippers lose and the owner's son died.....bad day.
No NFL team REALLY wants to go to L.A......because it sucks!
How ugly are UGGS.....REALLY?
Blind dog has seeing eye cat???
