Sales of gun used in Newtown and Aurora shootings have skyrocketed! Is it because they now come in pink?
Gun show ad runs right next to story of Newtown shooting! Bad taste?
Do you want to see if your shifty-eyed neighbor has guns? Well now you can in NY!
States love assault rifles! 19 million in taxpayer money goes towards guns used in mass killings!
California court has ruled: It is not rape in California if you aren't married?!
Don't worry women.....Obama cares about your genitals!
INSANE MAN TAKES ON POLAR BEAR!
Mormons say, "Gay is A-OK" as long as you float!
Urban Dictionary. Here is the definition of Mormon Floating:
In the Mormon faith couples who wish to engage in pre-marital activities but do not
want to dishonor their faith use the floating method. The floating method occurs when
the males erect member is placed inside the female vagina and lays still. This is the
floating process. Floating is a spiritual experience, it allows both partners to connect
with each other at a deep level without going “all the way.” For floating to occur the
passionately paused penis must not make a single movement in any direction. It must
“float.”The amount of floating needed in order to be an official float is exactly proportionate
to the time it would take a dirty dish to soak before being ready to scrub… or just
before climax… whichever comes first.
note: If climax is reached during the float it is no longer considered floating, but sex
and you will go to hell to burn for all eternity.
When animals attack.....your puggle!
New animal show: Biggest and Baddest!
Miss Universe HATES stoners! I'm guessing a stoner cheated on her with her hotter sister Brenda....cus Brenda got a big 'ol butt!
Speakeasy: Resolution Martini
3 oz gin
1 oz apricot brandy
1/2 ozfresh lemon juice
Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Stabbiego....doggystyle!
4% of Merkans catch up on sleep while driving!
Idaho prisoners say the booze made them do it!
BREAKING NEWS: College girls LOVE to drink booze!
Hef makes his SDSU sorostitute runaway bride sign a lock-tight prenup!
Jennifer Lawrence (Hunger Games) says, "Actin' is stoopid!"
Twilight D-bag pees at LAX!
Lindsay Lohan once wanted to be an Ethics teacher! WHAT?
Modern Family star excited to not be homeschooled anymore! Are homeschool kids socially retarted?
Sofia Vergara boob shot!
Super duper gay Glee actor says he could play a lumberjack!
Homeless men come to the rescue!
What are the worst movies in the world?
Parks and Rec star lived in a van down by the river!
Oscars will have a Bond tribute this year
