Will the new Chargers GM make Bill Cowher an offer he can't refuse?

The ratty kids are decreasing in SD! Hurray!

Hottie Katherine Webb's parents not angry about old man oogling her on ESPN!

Said she didn't need an apology!

Even though the team is suspended from post season play....THE Ohio State University coach makes BANK due to Notre Dame's lopsided loss! NOTHING CAN KEEP THE "THE" DOWN!

Why rob a froyo shop?

Electric cars.....the silent killers! Government to force green car makers to include noise in their cars to warn pedestrians!

Why are YOU single?

Anime freak faces no charges for threatening to kill children in L.A.!

Gun shows will NEVER go away in San Diego!

There is nothing you can do now.....your children WILL be microchipped by their schools!

ANOTHER pot brownie prank lawsuit! LAME MAN! Why can't you just appreciate the high man?

The right to bear arms.....at work? Do you have a gun under your desk?

Lifelong bilinguals have better brains than you!

SDSU says it is time to fight back against campus shooters!

Disney hates cheaters! No more abusing multi-day passes!

A woman named "Velma" has an unwanted visitor in her bottom.....?

Tinfoil hat required to read this link! Does the U.S. have Tsunami bombs? Are we REALLY not alone?

BUY THE LAST SAN DIEGO MONOPOLY GAME!

Monopoly to retire one of the play pieces!

Lion-dog on the loose!

The PO-lice are squatting in OB!

Would you fight for your iPhone?

Religion is dead! Massive Washington church to start wedding same-sex couples!

Illinois just gave all their illegal immigrants drivers licenses!

California lawmakers want to do the same thing here!

BREAKING NEWS: Politicians LOVE porn!

LA Lakers' Steve Nash joins an exclusive club!

Lance Armstrong tried to grease the doping agency!

Lance to give Oprah an exclusive! You know Oprah is really fat like Jabba the Hutt now, but they use CGI to make her look normal!

Emma Watson mistaken for child at airport!