President Obama got a chance to enjoy a nice sunset with Manti Te'o's Girlfriend before she passed.
Outsourcing has come to the common man...
Where's a Pied Piper when you need one? Terminal 1 at Lindbergh Field has become "Rat Kingdom!"
Marine recruit runs from rats onto Lindbergh field....
Marine pleads guilty to peeing on Afghans.
DEATH by "Breastification!"
Dear Abby dies!
Marijuana arrests exceed violent crime arrests! Are our priorities screwy?
Westboro Baptist Church FREAKS granted a petition to picket the inauguration!
Rancho Santa Fe robbers' sketch released! Hippie stoner and Timothy Mcveigh look-a-like on the loose!
Nike to re-hire Lance Armstrong as spokesman?????
Brazilian website will help you fake a girlfriend for only $40!
NFL player says Manti Te'o's GF is real! He actually met her!!!
Florida teacher offers beejibber and boob grab to cop to let her off for DUI!
Sushi Ota ranked #1 by Zagat for best restaurant in SD!
Horse meat discovered in supermarket patties in the UK!
64% of Publicans think Obama is a Kenyan!
Jennifer Lawrence claims her nasty butt picture was doctored!