Obama needed teleprompter!
TSA removing naked scanners! No more Mr. Winky peaking!
VP Joe Biden was President for a moment....
Should retirement age be raised to 70?!
Old people take naps no matter where they are.....
Walmart WILL steal money from you if you try to return something with a gift receipt!
Brother vs Brother in this year's Super Bowl!
Online classes = cheaper for California state colleges and universities!
STABBIEGO in La Jolla????
AWESOME Bulgarian beatdown after assassination attempt!
Oceanside Woman "catfished" like Notre Dame's mentally disabled player!
Did Romney tune in to view the POTUS being sworn in?
George Stephanopoulos lets the whole world know he thinks all blacks look alike during the inauguration!
Phil Mickelson to jump ship from California due to high taxes!
Atari filing for bankruptcy!
THIS GUY voiced the ad!
DO NOT STEAL TOOTHPASTE FROM CVS! The punishment is DEATH!
Local Teens target Sprouts for booze.....FAIL!
Quakers offer $50k for aronists that burned down their meeting house!
Sodomy still illegal in the military ranks???!!! Are not gays allowed in the military? Who are they kidding?
Lease your next pet!
Why NOT mount your loved ones?
Sacramento Kings GONE!
Skanky Bengals cheerleader who screwed one of her students....suing tabloid that broke story for $11 million!
Cutting for Bieber?
