Seaworld for sale? Will they list Shamu on eBay and Craigslist?
A local teen almost drowns while trying to cool off on MLK day!
Lance Armstrong books headed to fiction section!
What is normal sex frequency for a couple?
New Zealand thinks cats are evil!

Gangland Stabbiego outside 99 cent store! Our ganstars are so poor...
Will 2013 be the year of the shooter?
SDSU and gun violence.
The stats are in....your flu shot is worthless!

Get your mosquito tent NOW! Malaria is the most deadly disease in the history of mankind!
Fat people will all die.....but NOT from heart disease! Car crash deaths much higher among the obese!
Beyonce is a lip-syncing commie!
Local Medical pot delivery drivers robbed!
Local pot dispensary robbed!
Hottie tried to smuggle cocaine and heroin into the US from TJ...."..in my coochie!"

Chris Brown (professional d-bag) targeted with "swatting!"
STOP! Don't buy that "Do-it-yourself AK-47" online! It may cost you 6 years in a cell with Bubba!
San Diego is handing out "Computer Cops!?" Ya know...for the kids...

CAN E. Coli evolve into a person?
San Marcos man beats spit out of woman and runs down man who tries to help!
Are bb guns the new assault rifles?
Are kids smarter these days? Or is the curriculum getting dumbed down?
You can now buy annual state park passes with your tax returns!!
Sex with a corpse is ALWAYS bad! SNL Hilarious skit!
THIS creepy animal may soon be extinct!
Almost half of gay men admit to "barebacking!"
What does the CDC say?
She's fallen and she WON'T get up!
Hooters wants more women customers?
Prince Harry reaches d-bag status....
No US Open at Torrey Pines!?
The First Lady's eyeroll seen round the world!
$174k for a test drive?
Lame Merc commercial....
Jim Harbaugh don't give a spit about playing his brother in the big game!
NJ camel will predict the Super Bowl!?







