Phil apologizes.....but NOT for having such a hot wife!

Up in the sky...it's a bird...no a plane...is it Tiger Woods???

Legendary Charger retires....

Want to quit paying so much for taxes like Mickelson does? What do you think about wooden shoes?

Mountain West Football Conf to add a season ending championship game....ya know...just like a conference that actually matters!

Fresh and Easy has been screwing you for years!.

Attorney sleeps with client then bills her for it!

Mexican man confesses to bbq-ing his neighbors dog.....is that racists?

Birth rate is rising among cougars!

Frozen Pizza WILL kill us all!

Death tally rises in county from flu!

DEA REFUSES to admit pot won't cause you to become a face-eater!

Junior's family suing NFL for killing Junior?!

Chocolate flavored envelopes to turn-on your woman.....

"Once a criminal always a criminal" has been found to be a myth!

"I don't know who the hell he is, but he's naked and running in my damn house!"

Security guard shoots off gentleman vegetable....

Fontana, CA shools already have rifles on campus!!!

Pakistanian Dominos offer Quesadilla Pizzas! WTF! Why can't we get those here?

Te'o tells Couric ALLLLLL!