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Nutbag pulls AK-47 on daughter for bad grades! Bought gun recently for fear Obama would try and ban them!
Best "California" burrito in SD? Do you agree?
Wet stuff is falling from the sky!
Tiger Woods is back! Found a new blonde suacy wench! An Olympic star this time!
Technosexuals are the new ladies man!?
BEWARE THE REPLY-ALL: X-rated office emails go viral!
Mice like to get high too!
DEATH sentence for smuggling drugs?
Stupid Facebook "Like" campaigns have reached an annoying level...
Students have discovered the best way to get out of class.....claim they saw an "Armed Man."
FINALLY, a way to save your children from mass murderers: Bullet proof whiteboards!
Southwest goes back on their word and will start charging you for bags! BASTARDS!
L.A. pedophile teacher is a repeat offender!
Local Philip Seymour Hoffman lookin' teacher who had child porn tried to off self!
As long as they don't take away his Facebok page no one will get in trouble.
German soldiers have started to grow their own boobs! FUN!
They need some Bro's!
LOSERS get sick more than anyone else!
Speakeasy: Crooked Golf Cart
5 parts cranberry juice
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 splash rum
2 slices limes
Fill glass to top with ice. Pour cranberry juice to about the halfway point. Then, pour in amaretto and continue to fill glass to top with cranberry juice. Throw a splash of rum in at the top and stir lightly. Make sure and drink over the lime, it adds an awesome flavor!
Unlocking your cell phone becomes illegal tomorrow!
Men suffer more from the Flu than women!
Open wide.....Subway promises to give you all 12 inches!
Sacramento man suing Subway for lying!
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NY dad gets arrested for leaving kid in frigid car for 8 hours!
Bourbon Sorbet to beat the flu!
Moderately drunk driving permitted in Ireland! YES!
Local stores make list of worst supermarkets in 'Merka!
Budweiser attempts to make a beer that doesn't taste like pee!
Drinking mirror app will show you how you will look if you don't stop drinking!
Trader Joe's "Two-Buck-Chuck" price is raised! Blasphemy!
$1.1 Billion to fix San Diego's issues!
Chula Vista will allow residents to fix roads in IB!
Oprah uses gentleman vegetables to keep her young looks!
Manti Te'o has found his dead lover! And THIS time it's NOT a man!
Coachella concert lineup is in!
Facebook App lets you decide what friends you would bang!
Goat vs Reporter
Naked woman runs down naked man with her car!
No hard liquor for San Fran during Super Bowl????!!!!!!
