Largest death toll in the history of ever for a night club! The band Great White drops to second on the list!

One victim took time to update her Facebook status during the fire!!!!

Tiger Woods new hottttt Olympic flexible girlfriend helps him get his mojo back!

New drug makes sleep optional!

Want to go to space? Start using Axe Body Spray!

Want to join the Facebook privacy settlement lawsuit? CLICK HERE: http://www.fraleyfacebooksettlement.com/

Justin "Purty Mouth" Bieber wanted for nerf gun assault! Deport Bieber!

Any Tom, Dick, or Harry can do your taxes now! HURRAY!

Chula Vista: Crack whore mother kidnaps her daughter while wearing Ugg Boots and Leggings. Wanted for kidnapping and other fashion crimes...

The Boy Scouts want the gays to mount up!

Man with strange name threatens 4 yr old girl for stealing his pot! Pot do cause some paranoia....

"Asian Birthing Hotels" are getting shut down in L.A.! We are all full of Asians...thanks!

Santa Barbara has 105 yr old driver! How isn't this a crime?

Should welfare recipients be permitted to play the lottery? North Carolina says NO!

Think our recession is bad? The North Koreans are EATING each other because they are so poor!

Barbara Walters has body herpes.....GROSS!

Iranians send Flying monkey into space....

Iran has finger removal device for criminals!

Chris Brown has violent tendencies.......just ask Rihanna! Get's into another fight!

Stop and frisk Ok even though it is against the law....because stopping it would be inconvenient...???

Penn. school is all out of TP for students!

America's sweetheart Lolo Jones wins gold in bobsled!?

"Revenge Porn" sites are being attacked by women!

Quad amputee soldier gets double arm amputation!

Does the length of your skirt identify your morals? This picture shows you where you stand! 

Obama may not allow his imaginary son to play football because of the injury risks...

NFLer says the game will be gone in 30 years!

Did you enjoy watching the last pro bowl ever?