More butt diddlin' in California by Scoutmasters! We need an "Erection Detection" device! CLICK HERE to find out what an Erection Detection device is!

Local purty mouthed teens headed to prison for burtal rape....bet they will have fun...

WHITES are furious about VW Jamaican ad. Actual Jamaicans don't give a spit!

Leaky radiator fluid leads local cops to drunk hit and run driver!

MORON arrested for DUI in police parking lot!

Crazy Nevada man hijacks cop car then another car....then blows out brains with cop shotgun!

All Toyota and Lexus drivers are going to die!

Crazy crying country singer claims she didn't kill her boyfriend. But it would make a great country song if she did!

BEWARE that person knocking on your door!

Can we shorten wait times for utility fixes?

Mayor Bob Filner has more lies for medical pot dispensaries!

New seal cam at La Jolla Children's pool!

Why hasn't everyone smashed up the red-light cameras yet? More Filner lies coming tomorrow!

Tennessee man wants to kill his gay dog!

Palomar College's football coach might not hate gays after all!

Some guy who claims to be smart...says sex only burns 21 calories! BLASPHEMY!

Boobs on the beach to open again?!

D-bag pastor leaves A-hole message on receipt! The waitress that put it on the internet was fired!

Jack in the Box rockin' Super Bowl ad!

Dan Marino has a love child with CBS employee!

Some HILARIOUS Super Bowl reporting!

Football withdrawal is a scientific condition!

Snowmobile nut dies! If you play with a snake...sometimes you get the head...

Teen survives MONTHS in Aussie Bush!

Whitney Houston's brother admits he got her hooked on crack!