The USDA wants to turn your kids into farting vegans.....well...basically!
SD River is a nasty place!
Sperm Whale vomit is worth $180k!
Red-light cameras gone from SD!
Creepy Filner wants "Kings" to come to Balboa Park event in 2015! Cus he knows famous peeps ya know....
Let's make Fridays a day of rest!
Seattle KMart accidentally receives a bunch of pot! UH-OH!
Speakeasy: Tidy Bowl
1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
Pour above ingredients into a stainless steel shaker over ice, and shake until completely cold. Strain into an old-fashioned glass, float 4 to 6 raisins, and serve.
If you hold the steering wheel at 10 and 2....you will be dead soon!
Death by oral!
Make me a hamburger or DIE!
Asians love for fireworks turns deadly!
Are the Illuminati running the Super Bowl Halftime shows to brainwash us all?
ANOTHER awesome reason to get drunk on wine.....it combats food poisoning!
Obama wants Catholics to get preggers!
Latinos will take over California soon enough!
Crazy former Nascar driver leads cops on chase through 3 states!
Libertypendence Park will CRUSH Disneyland!
Gay men are WAAAAYYYY happier than straight men!
Taylor Swift prefers circumcised gentleman vegetables!
Beyonce is trying to get people to forget about her lip syncing by telling everyone she had a miscarriage!
