Free pancake day so hobos can eat a full meal for once!

Canada drops the penny! What will their toddlers suck on for fun?

Tiger Woods' latest sperm receptacle blows out her knee! Awwww they both have knee problems!

L.A. tug of war contest ends with severed fingers!

Want to hook up with your co-workers? Luckily there's an app for that!

Does your man's eyes stray when hotties walk by? Do you want to smack the spit out of him? There's an app for that!

Microwaves will kill us all!

Police dog takes a bite of some swine.....and likes it!

Is L.A. Fitness training hookers? Seriously....who EVER needs to move their body like this unless they are having sex?

California Supreme Court FINALLY addressing city by city medical pot bans!

Want to look sexy in those heels? Well it is time you work out while wearing them!

Michael Phelps is a whiny mama's boy!

Public restrooms for dogs? China has them! Why don't we????

IS Donald Trump the cursed spawn of an Orangutan and a woman? Bill Maher says yes and Trump is suing for $5 million!

Bowling for tax dollars?

Hottie Carlsbad firefighter suing for sexism........You are hot......deal with it woman!

FINALLY! A Native 'Merkan tells a group of immigration protesters to shut the F up! WARNING GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!

Did a black Chicago judge call in a favor to Obama to get off for assaulting a cop?

Is it OK to spank another person's kid? A Dollar General store clerk thinks so!

Stupid is as stupid does in Alabama!

Star Wars spinoff starring YODA?

Chris Brown in more trouble for being an A-hole!