The Russian meteorite was 30 times the strength of the A-bomb we dropped on Japan!
More kids starved for attention threaten to kill each other...
New bionic arms can help amputees feel again!
Smelly air conditioning belt makes people sick in a local medical building.....wimps!
Burger King Twitter account hacked to look like a merger happened with McDonalds!
Blade Runner is gonna fry for killing his hottie girlfriend!
How NOT to accidentally kill your girlfriend!
The thirsty guy, Marco Rubio, raised $119k by selling $25 water bottles!
Global warming is causing snow? Tell us another funny one Al Gore!
Your favorite cereal to feed to children with down syndrome has glass in it!
Vehicles lacking turn signals recalled....but not for the turn signals!
Washington state says, "It is time to tax the weed!" Hippies are pissed!
Will El Cajon dump the red-light cameras too?
NASA lost connection with the space station.....was it Hal 9000 again?
Grey Poupon's funny ad coming back with "the rest of the story...."
Don't look now....another government budget crisis....
NEVER drink a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi!
10 year old found wandering drunk and naked in the streets in Florida!
U.S. Americans are getting sick of ratty kids!
Massive dolphin super-pod!
No horsemeat allowed!
Dumpster diving yields puppy!
Best diamond heist EVER!
Dog uses owner's "disposable" thumbs to save his own life!
