Whack job tweeker cop shooter offed himself in Encinitas standoff.
Tim Tebow officially yanks himself...
Star Wars robber BUSTED for being too monogamous with his mask choice!
Healthy 'Merkans leave more third world orphans in their wake! Quinoa production destroying Bolivia!
One gaming console to rule them all....
Dealerships now charging for test drives!
Meth head in Vegas caught by cops playing red-rocket game with pitbull!
Dude working at stress ball company stresses out and tries to kill everyone!
Sex after a bee sting is AWESOME!
NEVER fill butane lighters at home!
Laura Bush may hate all gays!
Sharia Law Threatens 'Merka! Or does it?
Pay your rent or get a spanking!
Olympics in SD in 2024?
Mayor Filner crashes a press conference! What a d-bag!
If your man has an aol email address chances are he LOVES strippers!
Our San Diego city attorney!
PJ met this nice man at the San Diego River while fishing! He claimed to be a "Dolphin and Dove Whisperer!" He told PJ the problem with the world is all the pollution, as he cleaned his socks, feet, and shaved in the nasty SD River! He also said the most insulting thing you can call someone is a "Human Being." Because that term means destroyer of earth!
The only thing better than having a Maserti would be dying in a Maserati in vegas in a fiery bullet filled crash!
Kids suspended for having fun at a substitute teacher's expense! HARLEY SHAKE BOYYYYYY!
Rally's robber first applied for a job!?
9 patty burger of your dreams!
Kristin Stewart voted Hollywood's largest skank and or least sexxy!
