Man found to have 100 bags of heroin in his anus, breaking world record!
Gun owners may soon be forced to purchase liability insurance for all their guns!
Japanese girls are selling their body parts to the highest bidders for ad space!
Local geniuses mistake Hooters jukebox for ATM! Now what will the Hooters girls shake their jugs to?
Blade Runner should show up to court in just his stubbs if he REALLY wants to get off scott free!
100's recieved fake IDs in El Cajon and Rancho San Diego DMV scam!
Colorado is taking steps to make it harder to transport pot across state lines. BUZZ KILLERS!
SD Sherriff Bill Gore says something has to be done to stop violence. In other news someone should cure cancer......AND why hasn't anyone cured world hunger?
Japanese LOVE eating Penis! AND it is completely legal!
New internet sensation!
Speakeasy Shot of the Day: Classic Margarita
- 1 part Bols Triple Sec
- 2 parts Milagro silver tequila
- 1/2 part fresh squeezed lime juice
- 1/4 part simple syrup or agave nectar
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into an ice-filled, chilled glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.
Whiskey maker backs off of claim they will water down their booze!
Sam Adams moving to cans.
Can you think an orgasm? THIS woman can!
Nanocapsules can sober you up in minutes! THANKS UCLA!
Butt Diddle University (Penn State U) may have their favorite holiday shut down!
Sick of Obama? Send him to space!
Sweet new firefighting drone may come to SD!
Oscar's goodie bags valued over $45k!
The Oscar's odds are in! Will you place a bet?
Local NAVY Seal defends Zero Dark Thirty!
Drew Barrymore cheats death for another year! Wasn't she an alcoholic at age 7?
