Seth MacFarlane was the most offensive Oscar's host EVER! Which makes him the best EVER by Voice of Merrill math!
C. Everett Coop dies! NOOOOOOO!
Local teen documentary wins Oscar!
They are STILL hunting the culprits from last years Balboa Park water fight! WTF! Don't they have anything better to do? Did they at least take them off the case while the Dorner manhunt was going on?
Do we need a Reagan era style "Star Wars" defense laser system against asteroids? This way we won't have a Russian-like meteorite disaster!
Angelina Jolie tells ex Billy Bob Thornton that Colin Ferrall was best lover of her life and Brad Pitt overhears and goes on drunken tirade! AWESOME!
There was a famous Ghostbuster in La Mesa!
Dorner manhunt cost is in the millions! Should we give the bill to his family? YOU KNOW he died an innocent man right?
Good chance your sushi is radioactive!
You still can't be gay in Texas......sad Panda!
Baby Tebow pulls out of speaking engagement at anti-gay Church!
The Swift-boat Undertaker is bringing Cuban cigars to the states! Maybe....
Vista is wayyyyy ghetto....just ask the man who got shot while walking his dog!
Slimey North County attorney locked inside SD jail to rot for several hours! AWESOME!
The Pope is changing all the rules!
Self loving celebs insure their best ASSets!
Celebrity rehab = literal death for celebrities! Just ask Mindy McCready!
Miley Cyrus wants you to know she gets high....ghetto fabulous style!
Best horse racing longshot EVER lands man $3.6 million payoff!
WTF is the big deal with Jennifer Lawrence's trip?
Wingers are pissed Michele Obama made an Oscar's appearance!
