Our own Father Joe puts in his two cents on the Pope's "retirement."
So what does a Papal retirement package look like?
$19k worth of Girl Scout cookies swiped from warehouse!
Should we stop handing out felonies for drug possession?
As I have gone alone in there
And with my treasures bold,
I can keep my secret where,
And hint of riches new and old.
Begin it where warm waters halt
And take it in the canyon down,
Not far, but too far to walk.
Put in below the home of Brown.
From there it’s no place for the meek,
The end is drawing ever nigh;
There’ll be no paddle up your creek,
Just heavy loads and water high.
If you’ve been wise and found the blaze,
Look quickly down, your quest to cease
But tarry scant with marvel gaze,
Just take the chest and go in peace.
So why is it that I must go
And leave my trove for all to seek?
The answers I already know
I’ve done it tired, and now I’m weak
So hear me all and listen good,
Your effort will be worth the cold.
If you are brave and in the wood
I give you title to the gold.
Crazy ghetto park in SD gets historical designation!
Harlem Shakers try to crash a plane!
Most Californians want pot legal! Highest number ever!
No more driving dirty in Colorado!
Blade Runner liked to rub pig innards on his junk! WTF!!!!!!!
Felon teaching local children how to swim!
Miss Delaware offered $250k for being such a great movie slut!
