THIS is why we shouldn't arm teachers!
Facebook is getting more un-cool!
Local Credit Union to help out government workers facing paycuts!
Blue Angels to get cut by sequestration!
News Anchor loses it while watching swimmin' cat!
Speakeasy Shot of the Day: Washington Screw Up
1 1/2 oz dry vermouth
3/4 oz brandy
1/2 tsp sugar syrup
2 dashes bitters
Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Woman gets bill for using restaurant restroom that is for, "Customers Only!"
Steven Tyler admits to spending $5 Million on COCAINE!
Adidas giving NCAA Bball players some whacked out uniforms!
Rape victim gets 100 lashes for having pre-marital sex!
Sexxy Latina women don't sext!
Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme gets school shut down!
Marc Anthony BUSTED with 21 year old hot new girlfriend at Disneyland! What a pig!
Carmen Electra sports her old Baywatch suit! Hell she looks better than Courtney Cox!
