You will now get email notifications about sex offenders! FUN!
BEWARE La Presa: The earth wants to swallow you!
Hugo Chavez is dead......we should make t-shirts with his face on it! WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!
Should THIS be our new National Anthem?
Win the Super Bowl....become the highest paid NFL player. GO JOE!
His wife SOOOO small!
Worst white girl Christian rap ever!
Solana Beach eating their own words on their plastic bags ban! Local businesses are suffering BADLY!
Broncos player totally disrespects Bolts by claiming Denver will win THE BIG GAME next year! Inspired by his cousin Petey surviving a car crash! BUT he is confused as to which year the next Super Bowl will be.
Rihanna can't WAIT to have babies so Chris Brown can give them love punches too!
U.N. warns 'Merka....legalizing pot violates International Law! FASCISTS!
Couple offers surrogate $10k to abort because ultrasound reveals health problems! SHE REFUSES!
SD mom criticized for buying her 9 year old Victoria Secret clothes!
Local teen who may have down syndrome starts anti-bullying movement....
Jon Stewart to leave The Daily Show?
When WILL the new iPhone come out?
Puerto Ricans are pumped! They can now carry their blades on airplanes!
Awesome chair will automatically fill up your beer!
Bad luck bank robber! Tries to rob bank with fake gun and gets shot with real gun!
