In light of the latest accusations of sexual harassment from who is now considered the 16th victim, there are some guidelines I want you to follow. This recent victim is just that: a victim. She has some obvious physical differences compared to some of the other women that have come forward and it is imperative that you are delicate in handling this matter on air. If what she says is true then she, her family and co-workers are under a great deal of stress and need support from this community. We do not want to make anyone a victim twice. Therefore, some general guidelines of what you are not allowed to say when discussing the alleged 16th victim.
Do not use the terms or phrases:
Jabba the Hut
The Roly Poly Granny
Victim without a neck
Do NOT imply that victim #16 ate Gilbert Grape
Moby Dick, Shamu, Orca or other references to oversized sea creatures.
She will not be hiking the football to Philip Rivers or used as a third down back for the Chargers.
No references to body butter, body of butter or butter/margarine/oleo in general.
Please do not discuss spelunking for the wet spot.
At no time should you ponder Cuban refugees floating to Florida on Victim #16.