The care and feeding of the talk show listener

Like many of you, I had to have a complete physical in order to keep my insurance rates lower.

I think of the body like a car, we gotta check the oil, top off the fluids, flush the system and look for leaks and loose parts. It's not fun, but it must be done. As I get a wee bit older...I understand that I have to keep breast health top of mind, and YOU gentlemen need to keep the prostate under surveillance. I have a friend, who at the ripe old age of 50, found out he had stage 3 cancer. The ONLY reason he found out was that he had a hernia. if not for that, we would be planning a funeral instead of a birthday this month. I know it's not fun, but DO it. The loves in your life would probably like to keep you around. I won't go into the gory details of the colon check....outside of this...they do give you good sleepy drugs, so you really aren't aware of the invasion.

 
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