I like being a girl...and all that entails. I also like being a 13 year old boy who laughs at fart jokes. I have always been a girl who hangs out with guys. I like how uncomplicated they tend to be, and how undramatic. My long association with the opposite sex started when I was a kid in grade school. My first best-friend was a boy who lived down the street. Jeffrey and I were inseperable until his family moved away. I still miss him, and wonder what happened to him. I hung out with the boys in jr. high and high school, and found them much easier to talk to than girls. High school girls scared the crap out of me, and that is probably what me and the boys had in common. Don't get me wrong, I am all girl. Always have been. I like nice clothes and worry about wrinkles and cellulite just like every other woman I know. But to this day, I find I have more in common with men than women. I am a little rough and tumble...I swear like a sailor...I like hard lines and dark wood...classic cars and barbeque...and I run screaming from drama. My friend Alan Hyde, who lives across the pond once told me I was a bloke with t**s, and I took it as a great compliment. I guess I am Peppermint Patty to your Chuck. And that's just the way I like it.

Stop Swearing Or I'll Throw A Cup Of Coffee On You.. O Wait

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