So much pun:

Can you get drunk off smoked salmon? This is the ultimate vodka fail: 

Flavored vodka companies continue to debut new flavors, but why? READ THE STORY HERE >

Man buys toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped ferrets instead:

Can you imagine visiting your grandmother and seeing THIS as her new pet?? 

STORY HERE >

Too soon? Rays mascot poses with "inappropriate" Steve Irwin sign. 

FROM FOX: The Tampa Bay Rays apologized for what the team described as a lapse in judgment by a club mascot photographed holding an "inappropriate sign" making reference to Steve Irwin, who died in 2006 after being attacked by a stingray.

The Mickey Mouse of your nightmares...